I.M.Dunn

He/Him

Crock Head

The Recent success of the Esports room in the Hartman Union Building has left many wondering what is next for Plymouth State University. According to our imaginary sources, PSU has come to an agreement with Epic Games to host all classes going further in Fortnite. This decision has come after a record three week debate between the Esports staff and the treasury department. There was quick decision after it was pointed out that the University would save thousands by closing all non essential buildings on campus.

According to our sources the school does not plan on providing any computers nor V-Bucks to students for the upcoming school year.