Frank N Furter

He/Him

Crock Chef

4/4/23

Big news for Plymouth State University, according to the hidden cameras in the president’s office PSU has been purchased by Keene State College and will undergo changes to reflect this decision over the summer.

This highly controversial decision among students resulted in two large factions. King Keene leads the Pro Keene Staters and then there is the Pro Plymouth State group led by an anonymous member known as Perry the Plym Platipus. It is expected that these two groups will clash in the near future.

The Crock sent one of our most trusted reporters I. C. Weiner to the Pro Keene State encampment found in the basement of Memorial Hall. I. C. Reported that an inevitable clash between the two groups would result in the destruction of the Pro Keene group.